i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
You took a bar mat shot.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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