No awkward lesbian experiences without me
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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