Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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