How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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