Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
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Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
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In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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