It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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