Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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