It's Friday. Sex?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I just sucked dick on a ferry
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