I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
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Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
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EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I party with great urgency now.
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