Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
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She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
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I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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