Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
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I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
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The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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