Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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