The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I think my vagina is haunted
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
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On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
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Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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