I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
you traded sex for a burrito?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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