It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
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