Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
The beer is more important than you right now.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
My liver just had a heart attack.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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