just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
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I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
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With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me