i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
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No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
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i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow