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• (708): View more from Illinois

  i effin hate jeff goldbloom.

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  but i totally would still bang him

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  bitch so ugly she owes me an erection

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?

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• (850): View more from Florida

  We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....

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• (713): View more from Texas

  It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"

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• (646): View more from New York

  The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow

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