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• (310): View more from California

  hey what are you doing

  (310): View more from California

  hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!

  (310): View more from California

  i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic

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• (516): View more from New York

  I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?

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• (813): View more from Florida

  It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.

  (423): View more from Tennessee

  I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY

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• (714): View more from California

  I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah

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