My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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