he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
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I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
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You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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