I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
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I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
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"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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