I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
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You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
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I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
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