Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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