One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
if only i could text you this smell
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
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I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
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I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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