idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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