Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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