I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
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Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
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Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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