Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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