Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
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fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
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During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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