i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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