his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
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You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
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Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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