butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
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So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
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She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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