We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
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i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
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You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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