dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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