just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
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Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
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So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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