due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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