Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
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He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
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Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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