The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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