My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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