There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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