I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Boobs speak an international language.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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