Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Operation Purity has been aborted
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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