The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
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Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
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I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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