This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
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I need you to use more vowels.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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