I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
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i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
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I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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