Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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