carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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