WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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