Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Randomize
