im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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