Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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