I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Randomize
