I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
The dick lei will go down in squad history
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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