I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
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Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
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This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
where are my eyebrows?
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