Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Randomize
