I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Randomize
