If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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